Suggested time: 10 — 15 minutes I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant. – Gabriel García Márquez An epithalamion is a poem or song written to honor a bride and bridegroom and celebrate their marriage. Erica Jong’s poem “The Eggplant Epithalamion” was inspired by the saying “A Turk won’t … 144. Eggplant Epithalamion